Siam Teardrop Rhinestone Burlesque Pasties with Chainette Tassels


Covered in super-sparkly Siam AB and Light Siam AB crystal rhinestones with Siam AB crystal teardrop accents on a sparkly red pastie base, these catch light beautifully, helping you light up any stage!

Shown with both red and blue tassels, you can choose your tassel colour at checkout.

The sizes pictured is are XS (1.5”) and S (1.75”) but you can choose the size you prefer at checkout. Changing the size of the pastie will affect stone placement, but the overall look and feel will be similar.

These pasties are made from a double-layer of hand painted medium-weight buckram for strength and durability, and crystals are individually applied by hand by me for maximum stick.

Upgrades? Alterations?

- Any pasties can be custom made in any size; prices vary, based on pastie diameter. Resizing the design up or down will alter the amount of stones used and the overall look of the design

- If a listing is showing as "sold out" in the size you need, please let me know and I can whip you up a pair in the correct size, but it will increase processing time by a few days

- Any pasties can be used as assels. If you let me know before ordering, I can make them wider and flatter for you so they create a smoother line under your costume, and also so they have more surface sticking area, which helps keep them on during all that fabulous ass-shaking ahead!

- Any pasties can be modified for a more muscular or more masculine chest to be flatter and wider as well! All humans are welcome, regardless of gender identity, orientation, origin, nationality, chest size or shape or colour.

-If you have questions about choosing the correct size or how best to adhere pasties, please check out the FAQ section

If you still have questions, send me a message.

-Add-on an extra pair of tassels to any pair of tasseled pasties; mix up the colours for a more versatile pastie wardrobe! Extra tassels $10 per pair

-Any pasties can be ordered with Preciosa or Swarovski crystals for even more sparkle-power! Inquire about pricing

-All pasties come with a sample of Shape Tape, an awesome pre-cut, double-sided pastie tape that is easy to apply, and stays put! To order more Shape Tape, visit

I'm happy to work with you to make the pasties of your dreams!

Customizations to existing designs are always possible, or let’s create something entirely new together!

Shipping from Canada

Processing time

3-5 business days

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

Request a cancellation within: 0 hours of purchase

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

Questions about your order?

Please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

Frequently Asked Questions

Custom and personalised orders

Any item I make can be completely personalized; size, shape, colour, quality of rhinestones, design, tassels... The options are endless.

If you have a performance deadline, or need an item for a specific date, please advise, and I will be happy to discuss timelines.

What size should I choose? (Part 1)

Not sure what your pastie size is? Start here!

Most pastie-enthusiasts like their pasties to *just* cover their areolas and nipples, but you can wear a larger size for more coverage if you like, or wear smaller pasties that cover just the nipples and apply body makeup to the areolas afterwards (applying makeup before sticking your pasties on may affect the adhesion of the pastie to the skin).

What size should I choose? (Part 2)

If you already have a pair of pasties that are a size you love, measure the diameter across the back (straight line from the widest point on one side to the widest point on the other side).

If you don’t have a pair that’s quite right, it’s time to experiment a little! Grab a few household items and take thy gorgeous self to a mirror. You can try large coins, lids to beauty products, candles, circular pieces of jewellery, anything that looks like it might cover the area you want to cover. Just hold the items up over your nipples and see which item covers the area the way you like. Then just measure the diameter of that item and voila! That’s your pastie size!

Pasties - Care and Feeding

My pasties are all made from a double-layer of medium-weight buckram, and will last for years of use with a bit of care.

Moisture is a pastie’s arch-enemy, so try to keep them dry. They can withstand a performance sweat, but not a pool party. If you have a water-act or need them for a pool party, let me know in advance and I can make them on a 3D printed polymer base.

However you choose to adhere your pasties, make sure you prep the surface of your skin first. Don’t use any creams or moisturizers on the nipple or areoles beforehand. Give the area a wipe with rubbing alcohol if available, or diluted vodka in a pinch.

Pasties - Sticking them on! Part 1 (for fun and games)

If you’re wearing the pasties for sexy fun times, double-sided lingerie tape or garment tape, available at most drug stores, should work just fine. You don’t want them *too* stuck on because you may want to remove them quickly

Pasties - Sticking them on! Part 2 (for stage and performance, for Dry or Normal Skin)

If you are wearing them for performing, those babies need to stay on!

If your skin is dry or normal, it’s possible that a simple line of eyelash glue or spirit gum around the outside edge of the pastie will work. Apply it to the pastie, avoiding the actual nipple area, let it dry for a couple of minutes and then apply them. Hold them on for 30 seconds or so, and you should be good to go! After you remove them, wipe the area with coconut oil or makeup remover to get rid of the sticky residue or your boobs will pick up lint, which is not very glam. (If you have a latex allergy, make sure to find the non-latex glue!)

Pasties - Sticking them on! Part 3 (for stage and performance, for Oily or Glowing Skin)

If your skin is oily or if you are working up a healthy glow onstage, eyelash glue or garment tape may not be enough. You might need double-sided carpet tape from the hardware store. It is fiddly/annoying to work with, especially if you have nails, but it is effective. There are different brands and stickinesses available, start with the lightest and work your way up to heavy-duty if you need more stick; be as gentle on your skin as you can.

Find a pair of scissors that you don’t mind gunking up and tuck them into your burly-bag with the tape. Backstage you can cut small pieces of the tape and stick it to the back of the outside edge of the pastie, and then to your skin. Dot get the tape onto your nipple; it hurts coming off!

Wholesale availability

If you need matching sets of pasties for your performance troupe, I can offer a discount on multiple pairs of pasties ordered at the same time. Message me for details!

Shipping - no one likes it!

Shipping is the worst. I love shopping online but I haaaaaate paying shipping. It's no fun at all.

I'm never about hiding my profits in high shipping costs. My shipping estimates are as accurate as I can make them given the Canada Post shipping "tools" and I am always happy to combine shipping on multiple orders. Just shoot me a quick email before you check out and I will blend the shipping whenever I possibly can.

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