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Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery
Request a cancellation within: 0 hours of purchase
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
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Any item I make can be completely personalized; size, shape, colour, quality of rhinestones, design, tassels... The options are endless.
If you have a performance deadline, or need an item for a specific date, please advise, and I will be happy to discuss timelines.
Not sure what your pastie size is? Start here!
Most pastie-enthusiasts like their pasties to *just* cover their areolas and nipples, but you can wear a larger size for more coverage if you like, or wear smaller pasties that cover just the nipples and apply body makeup to the areolas afterwards (applying makeup before sticking your pasties on may affect the adhesion of the pastie to the skin).
If you already have a pair of pasties that are a size you love, measure the diameter across the back (straight line from the widest point on one side to the widest point on the other side).
If you don’t have a pair that’s quite right, it’s time to experiment a little! Grab a few household items and take thy gorgeous self to a mirror. You can try large coins, lids to beauty products, candles, circular pieces of jewellery, anything that looks like it might cover the area you want to cover. Just hold the items up over your nipples and see which item covers the area the way you like. Then just measure the diameter of that item and voila! That’s your pastie size!
My pasties are all made from a double-layer of medium-weight buckram, and will last for years of use with a bit of care.
Moisture is a pastie’s arch-enemy, so try to keep them dry. They can withstand a performance sweat, but not a pool party. If you have a water-act or need them for a pool party, let me know in advance and I can make them on a 3D printed polymer base.
However you choose to adhere your pasties, make sure you prep the surface of your skin first. Don’t use any creams or moisturizers on the nipple or areoles beforehand. Give the area a wipe with rubbing alcohol if available, or diluted vodka in a pinch.
If you’re wearing the pasties for sexy fun times, double-sided lingerie tape or garment tape, available at most drug stores, should work just fine. You don’t want them *too* stuck on because you may want to remove them quickly
If you are wearing them for performing, those babies need to stay on!
If your skin is dry or normal, it’s possible that a simple line of eyelash glue or spirit gum around the outside edge of the pastie will work. Apply it to the pastie, avoiding the actual nipple area, let it dry for a couple of minutes and then apply them. Hold them on for 30 seconds or so, and you should be good to go! After you remove them, wipe the area with coconut oil or makeup remover to get rid of the sticky residue or your boobs will pick up lint, which is not very glam. (If you have a latex allergy, make sure to find the non-latex glue!)
If your skin is oily or if you are working up a healthy glow onstage, eyelash glue or garment tape may not be enough. You might need double-sided carpet tape from the hardware store. It is fiddly/annoying to work with, especially if you have nails, but it is effective. There are different brands and stickinesses available, start with the lightest and work your way up to heavy-duty if you need more stick; be as gentle on your skin as you can.
Find a pair of scissors that you don’t mind gunking up and tuck them into your burly-bag with the tape. Backstage you can cut small pieces of the tape and stick it to the back of the outside edge of the pastie, and then to your skin. Dot get the tape onto your nipple; it hurts coming off!
If you need matching sets of pasties for your performance troupe, I can offer a discount on multiple pairs of pasties ordered at the same time. Message me for details!
Shipping is the worst. I love shopping online but I haaaaaate paying shipping. It's no fun at all.
I'm never about hiding my profits in high shipping costs. My shipping estimates are as accurate as I can make them given the Canada Post shipping "tools" and I am always happy to combine shipping on multiple orders. Just shoot me a quick email before you check out and I will blend the shipping whenever I possibly can.